Seinfeld

[Stimpy]

heh, i was watchin seinfeld last night, i gotta tell you a few lines, to me, they're funny.

*phone rings*
(jerry answers)
_salesperson_: "Hi, i was wondering if you would like to purchase....."
_jerry_:"uhhh, sorry, i cant talk right now, im reely busy. Can i have your home phone number so i can get back to you?"
_salesperson_:"uhhhh, we're not allowed to do that, sir."
_jerry_:"why not?"
_salesperson_:"because it's against company policy, sir."
_jerry_:"and what would you think if i called you anyways?"
_salesperson_:"uhhh, i guess i wouldn't like it, sir."
_jerry_:"oh really, because that's exactly how i feel."

anyways, i thought it was funny. Just dont go flamin me.

[Gegner]

I take no responsibility in regard to that alleged sense of humor. None. Nada. He gets that from his mother. Honest.

I guess you just had to be there.... <br clear=all>
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[Lud]

I liked it bub - Don't let these grumpy old men tell you otherwise. They just need more gerital.